A GUIDE FOR ARTSLUTS
Ready… Set… Grow… You’ve got one week left before the unofficial start of Summer! Did you do that spring cleaning? Do you have your festival dates set? Do you have at least 3 pairs of short shorts? The city is heating up and to celebrate we’ve got an incredible show planned for Tuesday night… See you at SIDESHOW and beyond!
Enjoy DRFNKNSTN’s OMHM ONMYHIMIND mix while you read.
Me being all, “You just had to create pollen, didn’t you, higher being? Dick.”
I still don’t really understand the phrase “turn down for what.” Aren’t we supposed to be turning it up? Or just generally getting turnt? Can I just get turned on? Why all the turning? I’m getting dizzy…
Sooooo this weekend was really fun, if a little exhausting. But when you’re dancing and running around and putting substances in your body and like, generally trying to have it all, it makes sense that you’d get a little tired.
Ugh, sometime I really just want to punch myself in the throat.
I wish that someone was around to see me taking photos for these posts. I only take them when the guy who sits across the office from me is out at lunch and I must look like a complete and utter asshole. Vanity, thy name is me.
Also worth noting: yes, I am wearing the $40 t-shirt I purchased at Lady Gaga’s final show at Roseland. Gay.
Shockingly, I come away from this weekend feeling incredibly well rested. Although maybe that’s not so surprising considering all i did was eat, drink, smoke and swim.
Girl, she is feeling rough this Monday.
Between very little sleep, the onset of FUCK ME I’M DYING allergy season and more dry humping than I’ve done since high school, I’m feeling pretty out of it today. Is there anywhere I can get an IV line of coffee that goes directly into my blood stream? Or should I just switch to meth and call it a day?