WHAT SHE NEEDS IS A GOOD DEFENSE

Fiona Apple was arrested yesterday for having some hash in her car. Do you think they let her wear that squid from the “Every Single Night” video on her head for the mugshot? Read the full report from The Huffington Post:

Fiona Apple was arrested at a border stop in Sierra Blanca, Texas on Wednesday, after authorities claim they found hashish on the singer’s tour bus, reports TMZ.

According to the website, when Apple’s bus was stopped for inspection officers uncovered the hashish, which is a concentrated form of cannabis. The “Criminal” singer was arrested for possession and is currently being held at Hudspeth County Jail.

Now the entire Interweb is scrambling to make the best “Criminal” jokes.

She’s been a bad, bad girl.

-MARK DOMMU